Pintle

The pintle is the sexual reproductive bodie pairt o the males in the ainimal families: mammals, birds, fishes, reptilians, an even insects.

See hiere

The pintle is uised tae pee (urinate) an ejaculate (mak babbies by steerin sperm intae the vagina). Fur human beins, the pintle is seembol o sexual pleisur an lust. It is subject tae contests atween lads whaur thay compare thair sizes. This gaes alang wi the fause idea that a langer pintle gies a wumman mair pleisur. It's pruiven scienteefical-like thit this is wrang.

• Pintle erect afore the sexual act ("shaggin").

The three Abrahamic Releegion's beuks contain the order tae circumcise the pintle o the bairn. Baith Judaism an Islam follae these order, whiles Christianity prefer tae ignore it. The cause o this order is, in the Bible, that "Abraham, thou shalt mak a treaty o confidence wi me, an far that respect an the remembrance o this treaty, thy bairns shall hae the pintle circumcised." Freud in his beuk Mose an monotheism, tawks aboot this order bein copied frae the Egyptians, acause, he says, o Mose bein Egyptian an circumcised. Afore, pintles war aften circumcised bi cutters in gey barbarian ways; nou the Medecine services can dae it in a gey clean ane. Whiles non-releegious fowk circumcise thair bairns acause o a unpotent (benin) sickness ca'd "Phimosis".

Bi comparison tae ither primates (3 cm far gorillas, 4 far the orang-outang, 8 far chimpanzees), human pintle size is gey important. The pintle size varies efter the ethnie: in Europe the middle size o a pintle (adult tael) is: 7 tae 8 cm "restin", 13 tae 15 erectin. In the Unitit States it is 14,11 cm. The donkey haes the maist lang pintle o aw the mammals, wi 75 cm in erection, juist befor the stallion (see the image).

Pintle is ane o the things that hae the mair names in a' leids: as "penis" is a mair scienteefic term, the ither terms far pintle in Scots are:

• Pintle (Tradeetional)
• Tadger
• Tossle
• Wand
• Whang